How I met your mother, now
Heard you say you're too good for me
When you got down to call me over it blew my head away
Never wanted me, now you left the keys
Through the dark and up the stairs, I can hardly breathe
Waited all my life for this kiss tonight
Sneakin' out your window now
There is only one way out
The grass is so far down
My pants are fallin' to the ground
Two's company and three's a crowd
Regret it, forget it, how I met your mother, now
Sneakin' out, we're naked now
In the dark our lips connect, hush don't make a sound
Then I knew too good to be true
Those green eyes had turned to blue, realized it wasn't you
Waited all my life then it crashed tonight
Sneakin' out your window now
There is only one way out
The grass is so far down
My pants are fallin' to the ground
Two's company and three's a crowd
Regret it, forget it, how I met your mother
And when you ran into the room
You screamed it in, now what to do
You can't learn this at school
I never dreamed this how we'd be
One day I hope you'll forgive me
So tell me now, who's laughin'?
Heard you say you're too good for me
Now your mom just picked me up in her Escalade
Sneakin' out your window now
There is only one way out
The grass is so far down
My pants are fallin' to the ground
Two's company and three's a crowd
Regret it, forget it, how I met your mother
How I met your mother, now