My chick she's a little bit punk rock,
Can't stand when I'm listening to hip-hop,
She prefers White Snake over Drake
(Whatever!)
But I make her listen to it anyway
She gets mad 'cause I'm always on my iPhone,
A Blackberry can't barely get a signal,
She's so on-time when I'm always running late,
(Hurry up!)
I guess she's gonna have to wait
Thinking I'm in way over my head,
Yeah!
She say left and I say right,
Yeah she says yes and I just might,
'Cause I go up and she goes down,
Yeah I say something and she freaks out,
I swear she's out to get me,
She's horror-movie crazy,
And I'm telling you she hates me
She's unlike any other,
Man I think I love her
Wooooo,
Man I think I love her,
Wooooo,
Man I think I love her
My chick she's a little bit psycho,
She drew blood on American Idol,
(Hey!)
She's always hiding the remote from me,
Sucks for her that it's my TV
She's in my face whenever I'm driving,
(I know where I'm going! I know you're lying! Whatever!)
My girlfriend talks too much,
(Blah blah blah!)
Man, she never shuts up
Thinking I'm in way over my head
She say left and I say right,
Yeah she says yes and I just might,
'Cause I go up and she goes down,
Yeah I say something and she freaks out,
I swear she's out to get me,
She's horror-movie crazy,
And I'm telling you she hates me
She's unlike any other,
Man I think I love her,
She say left and I say right,
Yeah she says yes and I just might,
'Cause I go up and she goes down,
Yeah I say something and she freaks out,
I swear she's out to get me,
She's horror-movie crazy,
And she definitely hates me
She's unlike any other,
Man I think I love her
Wooooo,
Man I think I love her,
Wooooo,
Man I think I love her
My chick's always listening to Green Day,
She kinda hates it when I try to be like Kanye,
Man this chick goes on and on and on and on,
(Anything but Britney!)
She say left and I say ready,
Yeah she says yes and I just might,
'Cause I go up and she goes down,
Yeah I say something and she freaks out,
(Whatever!)
I swear she's out to get me,
She's horror-movie crazy,
And I'm telling you she hates me,
She's unlike any other,
Man I think I love her
She say left and I say right,
Yeah she says yes and I just might,
'Cause I go up and she goes down,
Yeah I say something and she freaks out,
I swear she's out to get me,
She's horror-movie crazy,
And she definitely she hates me
She's unlike any other,
Man I think I love her
(Uh, so I know this chick, right?)
Wooooo,
Man I think I love her,
(I take this girl out to dinner and she's so polite.)
Wooooo,
Man I think I love her
Man I think I love her
Man I think I love her