Welcome to the Shallow Lake of your dreams Where are the days are full and nights are serene On the way back to your yurts, don't forget the lake is dirt If you fall in, no one will hear you scream (ah!) At Shallow Lake, at Shallow Lake We dive right into every friendship that we make At Shallow Lake, at Shallow Lake Each year we come from near and far to sing our hearts out in a barn The stars of Shallow Lake One, two, three At Shallow Lake (there is no lake), at Shallow Lake (it's all a fake) When you eat the tacos, that's your first mistake (big mistake) At Shallow Lake (Shallow Lake), at Shallow Lake Don't go to far into the woods, or you'll be gone for good Under the stars of Shallow Lake (Shallow Lake, Shallow Lake) Shallow Lake