Please be nice I'm very soft! I like telling strangers have a nice day (I'm soft) I cry at movies when they get really deep (I'm soft) Squishing bugs makes me really upset I try to catch them and release them every chance that I get. (I'm soft) I saw that comment you left on my last video And you should really know Words hurt Mother fucker words hurt Sorry I said mother fucker that was pretty insensitive of me Please be nice I'm very soft! Compliments make me cry out of joy Every dog is a good girl or boy I wanna hang but I just think I annoy you Emotionally I am totally see through I want everyone to think that I'm tough But if we're honest, I just want to think that I am enough I'm like an egg I have a soft gooey center And a slightly tougher exterior that's still pretty sensitive Don't call me egg boy Unless you're a close friend Then you can call me egg boy But it still kind of hurts my feelings