Listen up motherfucker, I'm your friend Had your back since the start, until the end But nobody's got a habit quite like you And now I'm scared, I don't know what to do Hey man You gotta slow down 'Cause I don't want that phone call You almost died Five or six times You said you'd straighten out After your DUI Cause no one should ever have to call their fate Death by drugs and alcohol at 28 Hey man You gotta slow down 'Cause I don't want that phone call Are you listening? Or are you lame now? Dry your self out 'Cause I don't want that phone call And I don't know What I'm gonna say here Why is it so hard to be sincere? Yeah I don't want that phone call