I'm a simple man
I got simple needs
I just want somebody, oh
To love me
It's a simple desire
I'm not asking for much
I just want some love, baby
I want some human touch
I just want to be loved
By an 8.5 at least (I'm not asking for much)
I'd settle for an 8 honestly (Need that human touch)
From someone hotter than me (Anyone's enough)
Unless they're ugly (I just wanna be loved)
By a 9 out of 10 at least (I'm not asking for much)
I'd settle for an 8.5 honestly (I've just got)
This really basic human need to be loved, to be loved, to be loved
By someone out of my league
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See, I'm pretty sure
Any ugly girl
If I smiled real nice would fall in love with me
Or if I said I was a Youtube celebrity
There's no challenging that
So I'm up to bat
At finding a 10 out of 10
Or maybe two 10 out of 10s
Or maybe three, 10 out of 10s
I just wanna be loved (By three 10 out of 10s)
Is that asking so much
I will say it again
I'm a simple man, I got simple plans
Anyone's enough, enough, enough, enough, enough (I just wanna be loved)
By three 10 out of 10s
Is that asking so much (Don't answer that question)
Cause to be real with you, love is all I really need
Provided its from someone who's at least 2 points hotter than me
Love is an infinite
That's a bit of a lie please understand
It's a scarce resource that's a lot more like supply and demand
Love that's available's inherently less valuable
Is what I'm saying terrible
Here listen to this parable
There once was a man who's love wasn't worth enough
(Enough, enough, enough)
So he locked heart away 'till it turned to mush
(To mush, to mush, to mush)
He worked on his love 'till it was worth very much
(So much, so much, so much)
But it was too late for him, his heart was gone
And in it's place was a black hole that yearned to be filled
Not by love but by power
An all consuming desire to have everything, everything, everything
Everything, everything
Everything, everything
Everything, everything
Everything, everything
I just want to be loved ('Cause love is power of course)
Is that asking so much (I want to hoard a scarce resource)
I just wanna be loved (By someone out of my league)
Just some human touch (If you're a six don't touch me)
I just want to be loved (By four 10 out of 10s)
I'm not asking for much (I will say it again)
I just got this really basic human need to be loved
To be loved
To be loved
To be loved
To be loved
To be loved
To be loved
By someone out of my league