It has a beginning It has an end It's a beautiful story But it's pretend It keeps us laughing It makes us cry It's alive It's Joe Robot Half tin can, Half Joe Robot Where is it going? (It has a beginning) Where has it been? (It has an end) It's a trojan horse (It's a beautiful story) Or is it friend? (But it's pretend) It's alive It's Joe Robot Half tin can, Half Joe Robot Joe Robot... Joe Robot!