There's a bad man jabbering, hammering Clawing at the castle door I'm inside with my eyes open wide And I can't take this anymore Butterflies in my belly, I'm quivering like a jelly It's a veritable Sturm Und Drang But the man in the yard slams his fist back hard And the doors open up with a bang And the loud noise wakes up Daddy The trunk of the family tree He comes to the door and says "Oh, my laddie! You'll wish you'd never messed with me." And he said, "Sonny, get my knuckleduster 'Cause I refuse to stand for this So get thee from my presence, buster Or feel the steel clutched in my fist So tremble fiend, and tremble rightly For I beat creeps like you for fun For I am old, but boy I'm sprightly So get my knuckleduster, son. But the bad man chuckles with the drink And just stays there, standing his ground Poor guy. He should just say goodbye But he must be new in town 'Cause round here all the people shake with fear Because my Daddy is a frightening man They know well that if my Daddy tells you to jump You jump as high as you can So you'd better gear up for some action You're dancing with disaster tonight For I anticipate a reaction And Papa's anticipating a fight And he said, "Sonny, get my knuckleduster 'Cause I refuse to stand for this So get thee from my presence, buster Or feel the steel clutched in my fist Of all the arms at my disposal On you I wouldn't waste my gun So get ready for an ending, so ignoble And get my knuckleduster, son Oh yeah And he said, "Sonny, get my knuckleduster 'Cause I refuse to stand for this So get thee from my presence, buster Or feel the steel clutched in my fist For I am the jury and the judge, you weasel And I won't stop until my task is done So prepare for a different paradigm of evil And get my knuckleduster, son.