Good evening, misadventure Farewell morality It's time for another risky venture Into the depths of depravity So wrap your arms around me And melt into my soul And let your love surround me Goodbye self-control! Wait, what's this? Who's this angel in our midst As I feel my intestines twist I am filled with this greed, so obscene Draws my eyes Like my pupils are magnetised And all at once, to my surprise I am caught up in your tractor-beam So let the games begin As the Romeos start to spin Like a circling dorsal fin Strikes the fear of the Gods into me But hey-ho Sink my dregs and here we go After all you never know Maybe someone is watching over me But wait! 'Cause she's just another dirty little urchin child Pirouetting gently in the light Cranking out a chemically affected smile Saying "Be one of us tonight" Oh, you swine You've got my brain caught on your line Lightning crackles up my spine Feel the waves of your charm soaking me But oh yes Here come the words that will impress But my tongue won't acquiesce It just stuck in my throat, choking me I'm drowning in these lurking perversions Hurled from Hades, out for the night For we are naught but servants and serpents Curled round the ladies, waiting to bite So scoop me up in your arms, so tender Cloak me in your evil embrace Steal my brain 'til I can't remember Each inconsequential disgrace And in the darkness I scream and howl To feel your grandeur surround me And through the shadows I sneak and prowl I'm bewitched and oh, so profoundly. So pardon me for waxing Oh, so tense and unrelaxing But your gay abandon's maxing me out So keep on theorising Wantonly philosophising I'm in love without a shadow of a doubt And she's just another dirty little urchin child Pirouetting gently in the light Cranking out a chemically affected smile Saying "Be one of us tonight" 'Cause she's just another dirty little urchin child Pirouetting gently in the light Cranking out a chemically affected smile Saying "Be one of us tonight"