This song is for the boy who played me Here's our breakup I never got to say Here are all the things you gave me While we were dating Alphabetically arranged A is for All your halfed Ass Apologies B is for Breaking up at my Birthday party Couldn't I C that I would be Catching you Cheating on me D is for Drunk And Dialing me to Drive you home E is for Evidence I found on your phone So Fuck you for making me feel like a Goddamn fool Oh Goodbye to the Guy I knew Hello Heartbreak Honeymoon I'm more Interested In me Jokes on you and your Jealousy Oh ♪ This song is for the boy who kissed me Hope you're listening Learn your ABC's Never thought I'd catch you cheating Gave me 26 reasons You're alphabetically deranged K is for Karma, for Kissing him in front of me L is for Lying, saying "I Love you I'LL never Leave" You're Mistaken if you think you can Manipulate Me One more time N is Naive to Never Notice your Narcissism O for I'm moving Onto Optimism Played me like a Puppet but I'm Pulling out my strings Oh Quit your crying you're Quite a fool I'm Restarting with someone new This Story of us is written woefully Fuck you and your XYZ's Oh Sicko psycho now that I know Gonna get revenge Lie here, light your bed on fire It's in my defence Heartbreak, mistakes, fucking insane Bottled up my tears Heartache, betrayed, aren't you afraid My love is your fear I hope you've learned your ABC's Of all the things you did to me Learn to love myself from your deceit Happy ending to this sad story