Jon: A- 5 6 7 8
Thomas: Anything you can do I can do better!
Thomas: Vine can do anything better than you... tube
Jon: No it can't
Thomas: Yes it can
Jon: No it can't
Thomas: Yes it can
Jon: No it can't
Thomas: Yes it can
Both: Yes it can/No it can't
Jon: If you think vine is great, You tube is greater
Thomas: Well
Jon: Don't be a hater I'm greater than you
Thomas: No you're not
Jon: Yes I am
Thomas: No you're not
Jon: Yes I am
Thomas: No you're not!
Jon: Yes I am
Both: Yes I am/No you're not
Jon: Vine is just a gimmick
Thomas: Only for a sinnic, I can do impressions
Jon: I can help depression (oh.)
Jon: Education vens me a grad and Youtube's free!
Thomas: Ah- wait for the ad.
Thomas: Anywhere you can reach I can reach further, I can reach double as far as you can
Jon: No you can't
Thomas: Yes I can
Jon: No you can't
Thomas: Yes I can (shows 7, 000, 000 followers)
Jon:...Yes he can
Thomas: Yes I can
Both: Yes I can/Yes he can
Jon: Vine stars are bratty go back to mom and daddy
Thomas: You should put disclaimers on the youtube gamers
Jon: I hear you only last six seconds long. Do the girls complain?
Thomas: Its enough for your mom (ooo)
Thomas: Anything you can do I can loop better
Jon: Everything I do is better than loops!
Thomas: No its not
Jon: Yes it is
Thomas: No its not
Jon: Yes it is
Thomas: No its not x5 (gets punched in the face)
Jon: Yes it is
Jon: Viners are obnoxius even when unconcious. Youtubes for talent
Thomas: It's for vevo and fallon! You're just another disney schmok. Parodies aren't art-
Jon: Storytime! You suck. (Thomas gasps)
Jon: Anything vine can do youtube does sweeter. I can sing anything sweeter than you
Thomas: Noooooo you can't
Jon: Yes IIII caaaaan
Thomas: No you can't!
Jon: Yes I can
Thomas: No you cant
Jon: Yes I can
Both: Yes I can can can can!/No you can't can't can't
Jon: You shutup!
Thomas: Noooooooo I cannnnntttttt
Jon: Anything vine can do youtube does better (Ohhhh!)
Thomas: Anything youtube does vine can does best
Both: Yeah yeah yeah/No no no
Thomas: Yeaah (no no no)
Jon: Anything vine can do youtube does better
Thomas: Vine can do anything better
Jon: Better
Thomas: Better
Both: Betteeerrrr thaaannn youuuu
Both: No you can't/Yes I can