(Arduser/Belew/Fetters/Nyswonger) You don't retain your calm Either you're an anvil Or sell me your aunt And your car is almost gone Figure it out My bag's against the wall You knocked me up, You didn't knock me out And I'm God about to brawl Figure it out Talk beheads the cat Shoes off the couch Or I catch a rat But I'll rent you a riot hat Figure it out My bulk's across the mall A wounded ham was an animal And I've got a bout of gall Figure it out My back's against the wall Figure it out And I'm not about to crawl Figure it out