Alice at it again With three Italian men Gino once was a cop, Then he soon had to stop Outrageous, stuck on a limb Full of papal bull... Gun rusty, wet to the skin The blasted english weather Stops him getting it together so he's Crossing over the road Crossing over the road Walking out of the store I met a mob at the door Six civilians in drag Ten cadets in a bag Big bust-up, lead in the air Somebody start a siege... Fur flying everywhere I ain't no bad samaritan - A dirty rat is what I am, I'm Crossing over the road Crossing over the road Trying to be nice to the next-door neighbours Leering over the fence Feeding their cat on my racing pigeons Just don't make any sense I met a daddy today Got invited to stay Put my stuff in the van Went and told the old man He turned purple, tore out his hair What will Grandma say... Look son, it's not that I care But what about your fiancee I said, I'm better off this way - I'm Crossing over the road Crossing over the road