He's just a stereotype He drinks his age in pints He has girls every night He dosen't really exist He spends his weekends with whatever floats He forgets the punchline when he tells a joke He wants to stay out dosen't want to go home Till his prickly fingers are stuck down his throat He's just a stereotype He drinks his age in pints He drives home pissed at night And he listens to this every hour He drank his fiancee when he... The doctor said no drink for 17 weeks He wants to gout but he has to stay home So he watches color TV on his own He's just a stereotype He drinks his age in pints He drives home pissed at night And he listens to this every hour The toplets are finished The cure is complete He hasn't had a drink for 17 weeks 17 punks to limit his night Goes straight to his head, he ends up in a fight He's chasing ... on a dark rainy night The rest ... with flashing lights His mom's waking up she hopes he's alright But he's wrapped round the lampost on Saturday night He's just a stereotype He drinks his age in pints He has girls every night And he dosen't really exist