Is this the in place to be? What am I doing here? Watching the girls go by Spending money on... (Hey, hey, you, you, hey) Sleep all day It's the only way I'm a parasite I creep about at night Nite Klub, is this the in place to be? Nite Klub, what am I doing here? Nite Klub, watching the girls go by Spending money on... I don't work Cos I don't have to I don't have to work There's no work to do Nite Klub, I'm a member of the Nite Klub Nite Klub, A fully paid up member of the Nite Klub So hurry gentlemen up the bass Up the bass Up the bass, whoooo Are you ready sunshine, yeah (I won't dance in a club like this) (All the girls are slags) (And the beer tastes just like piss) We are family, I've got all my sisters with me You know what I mean? And if you want my body If you think I'm sexy Come one baby let me know Sexy motherfucker... You feeling it? I won't dance in a club like this All the girls are slags And the beer tastes just like piss I'm a parasite I creep about at night Yes I'm a member of the Nite Klub A fully paid up member of the Nite Klub Nite Klub, is this the in place to be? Nite Klub, what am I doing here? Nite Klub, watching the girls go by Spending money on beer!