The duke Well he no longer wants me It's true Because I had a puke Last weekend Whilst I went out for a few I had a guinness and a black 4 ciders after that And then I had to run and go and have a puke In the sink And it wasn't intentional And I didn't mean a thing I was feeling a-ok Then a little smoke out the back and I went whack And the room, it started to spin Then I threw it all back up Every single little last drop In the sink of the duke ♪ Rob, the landlord Well, he asked me to leave He said, "Son, well you can't hold your drink" I said, "Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on" It was just a little mistake I didn't have my tea, no lunch, no feed And then I've gone out and started drinking whilst I was on empty And it started out okay The first few were no mistake The last couple I did hesitate But I mixed my drinks and had a smoke And the room, it started to spin Then I threw it all back up Every single little last drop In the sink of the duke ♪ And it wasn't intentional I didn't mean a thing I was feeling a-ok Then a little smoke out the back and I went whack And the room, it started to spin Then I threw it all back up Every single little last drop In the sink of the duke