I don't know what you been told
I know something you don't know
Stories soaked in liquid gold
Blinded by the same old show
I don't know what you been told
I know something you don't know
Stories soaked in liquid gold
Blinded by the same old show
Little Larry lemon keeps giving it the biggin'
Same every week, yet, we still forgive him
Bashed all his oats, incoming Armageddon
He got so smashed, she had to cancel the wedding
Kiss and told bunny killer got the hump
Steak and BJ's for ten quid a pop
They all come running for the 241 bell
The Amsterdam mustard point five got 'em gassed
Coming up the rear, throwing packet in the lid
No soup for you, took a shit in the bin
Don't be afraid, mate, that's just how he is
Secrets out, you better get another drink
Snuck round the back, perfume-nut, ducked-a-round
Oh, the okie-cookie, they all fall down
When you hear that bell, reach for the pound
We've gone off the tracks in a London Town
I don't know what you been told
I know something you don't know
Stories soaked in liquid gold
Blinded by the same old show
I don't know what you been told
I know something you don't know
Stories soaked in liquid gold
Blinded by the same old show
Perspex menagerie torn at the seems
A gaff full of stallions all on the beak
Lighthouse lunatic, chock-full of beers
Radio rental, there's gonna be tears
Boy, don't look now, it's cauliflower ears
Stained-glass Merlot, burgundy veneers
Love's around me, love's a party
Drinks in grove an' drinks in Barnet
It's all the same, bad faith on the tier up
Straight out the paddock, man bun got the hair up
Long Face Live an' Mad Rose have paired up
Both in the race, about to jump the staff
They ain't happy with the pint, not wunderbar
Sit down to pollova while we empty glass
So many stories you couldn't grasp
Watch everything change when they done the mask
Trust a working man to drink his fears
Just animals for family round here
We're drowning in a church of blood and tears
Just animals for family round here
I don't know what you been told
I know something you don't know
Stories soaked in liquid gold
Blinded by the same old show
I don't know what you been told
I know something you don't know
Stories soaked in liquid gold
Blinded by the same old show