Middle-aged man, middle-aged man
Middle at the middle, at the middle-aged man
Middle-aged man, middle-aged man
Meet me at the middle, I'm a middle aged man
I am moderation
Oh my god, now I'm in the middle age
Gotta find a center
Middle-aged man, middle-aged man
Middle at the middle, at the middle-aged man
Middle-aged man, middle-aged man
Meet me at the middle, I'm a middle-aged man
I am expectation
Oh my god, now we need a vacation
Gotta get away, gotta get away, so
Wake up, get up, wash up, eat up
I wanna stay in bed today
But no
No hang up, eat up, hang up, get up
Don't ask me who I am
'Cause it's a long, long conversation
I forget just who I am, 'cause I'm a
Middle-aged man, middle-aged man
Meet me at the middle, I'm a middle-aged man
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I don't wanna make a fuss
But I'm the old man on the bus
And the way you kids been carrying on
Get the hell off of my lawn!
Wake up, get up, wash up, eat up
I wanna stay in bed today
But no
No hang up, eat up, no wash up, eat up
Wake up, get up, wash up, eat up
Get up, wake up, get up, wake up
So just don't ask me who I am
'Cause I'm so sick of that conversation
I am just who I am
I got no time for this kinda dissension
So let's just get away, 'cause I'm a
Middle-aged man, middle-aged man
Meet me at the middle, I'm a middle-aged man
Middle-aged man, middle-aged man
Meet me at the middle, I'm a middle-aged man!