Hey, where are you going? After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out Besides, uh... I don't believe in quantum physics When it comes to matters of the heart What do you believe in, then? Well, I believe in the soul The cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back The hanging curveball, high-fiver, good scotch That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone I believe there oughta be a constitutional amendment Outlawing Astroturf in the designated hitter I believe in the sweet spot, softcore pornography Opening your presents on christmas morning rather than Christmas eve And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft Wet kisses that last three days Good night Crash? Hey, Annie, what's all this molecule stuff? Crash? (Haha) Crash, wait!