Well hey there Welcome to this groove This is educational, informational music Yes, this may save your life Whenever I close the door on my hand Or whenever I lose my hair in a fan Don't need a lemonade, or a band-aid Just a bag of ice and then I got it made When I slip, when I trip, when I fall and bruise my hip When my waiter is a hater cause I didn't leave a tip I don't stress about it, not one bit Cause I know everything will be better when I put some ice on it Oh, oh, every time I bite my lip Or when I get a runny nose and it begins to drip I-I-I put some ice on it, I-I-I put some ice on it Every time I slip on a banana peel Or bruise my knee when I fail to do a cartwheel I-I-I put some ice on it, I-I-I put some ice on it Ice on it Put some ice on it Don't you quit Put some ice on it When I was dancing and prancing in Paris, France with my new pants on And I did the funky chicken with my leg a fricken' kickin' But I spun into a wall and tore my taco on the fall Then Morgan Freeman floated to me and he handed me a freezy (Here you go) I was runnin, have fun and jumping up into the sun And then I fell into a well and hit my elbow on a bell And with a yell I called Adele (hello) who put a spell on a gazelle And pulled a shell from her lapel and used a gel to make me well, ice Oh, oh, when I'm riding on a rhino Hit a tree, hit the ground, breaking all my bones I-I-I put some ice on it, I-I-I put some ice on it Or if I fall into a comma when I'm noogied by a lama Cause he got a little funny when he thought I was Obama, yeah (Let me be clear) I-I-I put some ice on it, I-I-I put some ice on it Ice on it Put some ice on it Don't you quit Put some ice on it Ice on it Put some ice on it Holy poop Put some ice on it You ready for this swag? Haha ...what? I said, are you ready for this swag? Yeah, yeah, yes I am I hope you've been enjoying the life lessons Michelle Creber's about to come at you with some speed Prepare to ice your ears, you ready? You ready? Uh huh, uh huh (alright yeah) This is the part when I talk really fast And I try not to gas cause in times of the past I have done it in class when the ice didn't last And I woke up Miss Pike with a mighty ole' blast I-I-I put some ice on it, I-I-I put some ice on it I went jogging at one and this time wasn't fun Cause I squint from the sun and ran into a nun And I tripped on a bun and she pulled out a gun And I started to run and got shot in the bum (Put some ice on it) I-I-I put some ice on it (Put some ice on it) I-I-I put some ice on it (Adlib) Remember kids You can be anything you wanna be As long as you've got a bag of ice to make it nice That's my advice... want some rice?