It's not Christmas, no-oh-oh It's not Christmas, no-oh-oh It's not Christmas 'til somebody cries (Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho) Everybody made it home for Christmas Eve Tried to keep it cool around the Christmas tree And every year we sing a little song to survive That it's not Christmas 'til somebody cries My boyfriend is a vegan so they fed him fish My uncle made it worse by talking politics I had a few opinions, might have started a fight Well, it's not Christmas 'til somebody cries It's not Christmas 'Til we all break down in tears It's not Christmas (no-oh-oh) It's the best time of the year Grandpa ate the gummies that we meant to hide We tried to play it off like it's a holiday high He unwrapped all the presents and he ruined the surprise Well, it's not Christmas 'til somebody- Breaks into an argument Ooh, I used to fight it (oh-oh) We get emotional too, I won't deny it (oh-oh) I used to hide in my room, but now I like it 'Cause it's not Christmas 'til somebody cries It's not Christmas (no-oh-oh) 'Til we all break down in tears It's not Christmas (no-oh-oh) It's the best time of the year It's not Christmas (Somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody) 'Til somebody cries (Somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody) (Somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody) 'Til somebody cries (Somebody, somebody, oh) Waking up too early in my childhood bed The nieces and the nephews jumping on my head They keep on asking questions like,"Is Santa a lie?" Well, it's not Christmas 'til somebody cries It's not Christmas (no-oh-oh) It's not Christmas (no-oh-oh) (Hmm, have a holly jolly) The secret is to sing a little song to survive That it's not Christmas 'til somebody cries (no 'til somebody cries) It's not Christmas 'til somebody cries (no, it's not Christmas) It's not Christmas 'til somebody cries (Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho)