I sit at rittenhouse park and see a guy from time Cycle give the finger to a passing motorist and it kind of makes me smile This is the city of brotherly love and crime And we only bombed our own city once, one time I'll show you around the city and where you can't go after dark And if skating's your thing I'll show you where you cannot skate in LOVE park The dialer doesn't work on any of our phones but here's the place that we call our home Philly's the place where the mummers are weird and I do not think the Phillies have won In years I begged Mayor Rendell and the cops on the street To have mercy on me and Jen and please blow up South Street Philadelphia, get to know us Philadelphia, get to know us The Philadelphia party can go fuck its own face And yeah sure we got our problems in dealing with race The statue of William Penn ... sitting all ... Well he's kind of a loner if you look at it from the right angle it looks like he has a boner Philly's the place where the mummers are weird and i do not think the Sixers have won In years I begged Mayor Rendell and the cops on the beat To have mercy on me and Jen and please blow up South Street Philadelphia, get to know us Philadelphia, get to know us Hey Brian, did you know Cinderrella's from Philadelphia, And we have uh Independence Hall here too yeah But we also got Frank Rizzo and Delaware Avenue YEAH! Philadelphia, get to know us Philadelphia, get to know us