Bottle blondes are ugly Blacklight makes me blind Bouncers scare me badly I hate to bump and grind Found some sneezy powder Put it up my nose They had to clean the toilets With a fire hose We want to be the kings of discotheque But we still hiding in the underground We want to be the kings of discotheque What silly way to spend the rest of life Up until the sunrise Looking for my coat Someone stole my brein cell Too much overload Too much information Not a single girl Ate too many oysters Looking for a pearl We want to be the kings of discotheque But we still hiding in the underground We want to be the kings of discotheque What silly way to spend the rest of life Why can't boy and girl be happy When they've done nothing wrong Why can't boy and girl be happy When is their feeling strong Why can't boy and girl be happy When they've done nothing wrong Why can't boy and girl be happy When is their feeling strong We want to be the kings of discotheque But we still hiding in the underground We want to be the kings of discotheque What silly way to spend the rest of life