Bartender, I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home, it was 6 a.m.
The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin' on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my shit out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken stuper
I did what I should have never done
Now I'm sittin' here, talkin' to you
Drunk and on the run
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of shit then stepped away
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You know Moe, I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers 'til they get here
Yeah, I know the sun is comin' up
And y'all are probably gettin' ready for closin' up
But I'm tryna dry my sole
I'm tired of this life on the dirt road
And everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin' on
She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of shit then stepped away
Yes, it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I'm headed to the penitentiary
See me on tv
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should've did something about my anger
But I never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love
And watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She threw a fit
So I crashed that piece of shit Innova
And now I'm going back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
And when we all pile off that county van
They're gonna ask me where I've been
I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of shit then stepped away
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Well I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' on my ride on the outside
You know I crashed that piece of shit
Then I stepped away
Yeah, then I stepped away
You know I crashed that piece of shit
And then I stepped away
I stepped away
And then I stepped away