The lion he has got false teeth, the fire eater is a cheat The exotic dancer is antique. The high-wire artist broke his nose, the dancing bears got gangrened toes, & All the artists need new clothes. Cut price is the acrobat, the fortune teller is a hack, the clowns make up is all cracked It's the cheapest show you've ever seen With drunks drug addicts & old queens Its garish gaudy & obscene. Half the staff are pimps & whores Too old to do it anymore, They're all old, ugly, stupid, poor The boss drinks like an unblocked drain He's ugly stupid & he's vain & he's so in debt he should elope to Spain The big top it has got more holes than a dart board Its so old, its gangrened green with mould. It's the cheapest show you've ever seen With drunks drug addicts & old queens Its garish gaudy & obscene.