Remember the day
Laying in my mama's basement
On a couch, waiting for a little small occasion
Just to spark my career to go far and make it
Sacrificed everything, I had retarded patience
Now I have everything I ever wanted, thank ya
Girl of dreams, my fiancé (yeah)
A permanent queen like Beyoncé (no more)
Turning the key in the car seat (no more)
Learning to clean all the bar seats (no more)
Earning 15 for my heartbeat (no more)
Worrying, "Please, do not charge me" (no more)
(No more)
Only come out if the party is sick, sick, sick, sick
I'ma go out and Chris Farley, your bitch
Smoking more weed, it helps to keep that high
People, they lookin' at me like he's that guy
Eatin' pecan pie with a weekend dime
Try to fuck on molly, but couldn't peak on time, yeah
I was embarrassed, dowels with Paris 'illin' now I'm in Paris
We were in carriage, clicking around in the terrace
Making a wish in the fountain de Maris
Yeah
The day that I figured my flaw, it was the scariest
Their faces drop, they were like, ah, ah, it was hilarious
Now they emotions, I bury it, I'm by the ocean, the Marriott
Did I say carriage or chariot?
'Cause I meant chariot, they ride my wave like the variant
They want the king's head, they wish I been dead
Why are they distressed? None of my business
God is my witness, did never impress
I took a piss test, hold on my, hold on my bitch chest
I am the joker, my life is a comedy, comedy
Hoes love when I pork them, so they just keep hoggin' me, hoggin' me
I'm morbid y'all, but y'all broke like the pottery, pottery
Why did they always expect an apology?
I don't own nobody nothing, quit calling me, calling me, calling me, calling me
You used to follow me, now you just cry
This my discography, you hate the thought of me
It doesn't bother me, I won't reply
Blame the economy, I hit the lottery
This is a robbery, make it a crime
Don't care what's wrong with me
I'm a anomaly and my psychology is ready to die (yeah
Ready to die, doing this 'til season 79
If I said that I was going to stop, ha, shit, then I be lyin'
Ha yeah, then I be lying
Then I be lying
Yeah, then I be lyin'