Kids, don't eat this mystery meat. You don't know what it is, So don't eat it please. -I will grill it carefully for you. You won't dare to ask me what it is! Hissing, soaking in gravy, It came from another planet. You think i'm insane, But cows, pigs and martians all taste the same! Kids, don't eat this mystery meat. You don't know what it is, So don't eat it please.