Friendships can grow horns and a tail It's a feeling that I know all to well You're so perfect, honest, trustin' and nice yeah right Well the best thing that ever happened to me was When you walked out of my life Knife in the back, thanks for the memories With friends like these, who needs enemies Knife in the back, thanks for the memories With friends like these, who needs enemies yeah Honesty was something you all lacked, I'm running out of the room for all these knives in my back Now you know that you had a free ride, time after time And now you gotta fucking live with it, and I hope it eats you alive Knife in the back, thanks for the memories With friends like these, who needs enemies Knife in the back, thanks for the memories With friends like these, who needs enemies yeah Take it from me, you'll never be like me And you can believe what you want to believe But the truth is you're all too blind to see You're so perfect, honest, trustin' and nice yeah right Well the best thing that ever happened to me was When you walked out of my life Knife in the back, thanks for the memories With friends like these, who needs enemies Knife in the back, thanks for the memories With friends like these, who needs enemies yeah And you called yourself a friend!