The next fad will be as lame as the last The next big name will be more of the same The next tech craze blown out of proportion The next time around, but without the shame The next good idea will be snuffed out Or co-opted and then metastasize The next best thing will be unsatisfying The next generation will be victimized The last will be the first The first will be last (or) The last will be left behind The first will just laugh The last dance will be probably slow and awkward The last dollar will have little worth The last laugh will probably sound like a cyclone The last resort for a stoic earth The last chance will feel for real like a bother The last hurrah, an arrhythmic pace The last page won't have words, just scribbles The last telecast will just be a waste The hype is all you need to buy Whatever's next Whatever's left Whatever's last Each time will pass