The year's 2009
And I'm unsupervised
On the internet
Nothing could go wrong, I bet
I often spent my time
Watching vids online
And I don't know this yet
It might be something I regret
'Cause how was I supposed to know
The things I clicked on long ago
Were actually material for
Someone else's weird-ass fetish
Oh, why did it have to be me
I can't believe what I'm seeing but now it seems appealing
No! My brain is playing tricks on me
How could the image on the screen bring these unexpected feelings
Catalyzed and compromised
I turn back time to shield my eyes
But no - I guess it had to be me
Why did it have to be me
Oh no
The years go flying by
And now I spend my time
Looking into it
'Cause I guess I'm a degenerate
I forget sometimes
That there are kids online
And I think back to it
I wonder if it's happened yet
The internet's a funny place
But it can mess you up in ways
I wish I knew before the days
I spent time meddling in adult spaces
Oh, do you relate to me
Or is this song problematic - am I being dramatic
Oh, my innocence and purity
Reduced to nothing so early, at this point there's surely
No more point to close your eyes
Be careful where you socialize
But it might be too late
Sexy times and violent crimes
The things they do to growing minds
I wish I knew before the time
Where it had to be me
Why did it have to be me
Oh no