Everybody thinks that girl's so fine Everybody's like, "I'll make her mine" Everyone thinks she's a bit of all right but I think that she's not so nice Every guy's looking in her eyes Every guy's checking out her thigh Everyone thinks that girl's a lady, but I don't I think that girl's shady Well, I'll just read a book instead I don't care if we're just friends Well, I can hang out with myself I'm old enough now to pretend Well, I'll just read a book instead Well, I know that you think she's best Well, I don't even think she cares I don't know what you see There's nothing there But I think she's a ♪ Well, I'll just read a book instead Well, I don't care if we're just friends Well, I can hang out with myself I'm old enough now to pretend Well, I'll just read a book instead Well, I know that you think she's best Well, I don't even think she cares I don't know what you see There's nothing there But I think she's a bitch