Heartache number one was when you left me I never knew that I could hurt this way And heartache number two was when you, came back again When you came back and never meant to stay And now I've got heartaches by the number, and troubles by the score And every day you love me less, each day I love you more Yes I got heartaches by the number, and a love that I can't win But the day that I stop counting, that's the day my world will end So this is the way it used to go My granny would sing the first line, and then the whole party would join in and fuck it up And then somebody'd yell out "Hey hey hey, one singer, one song" and they'd all go quiet again And heartache number three was when you called me And you said that you'd be coming back to stay And with a hopeful heart I've waited for your knock on my door Yeah I waited but you must have lost your way And now I've got heartaches by the number, and troubles by the score And every day you love me less, each day I'd love you more Yes I've got heartaches by the number, and a love that I can't win But the day that I stop counting, that's the day my world will end