You are sultry, dirty, soft and hard You are close to me and you're so far And I'm thinking of the time we spent together Now I'll bury this in my backyard Sometimes I sit and wonder But I'll never dial your number 'Cause I'm having fun looking out for number one And I'm doing all the things I like to do I'm having fun cause I knew it all along I'd be better off without you You are guilty, pretty, high and low You're a place to stay and a time to go And I'm searching through the things you left behind here Now it's time for me to let it go Sometimes I sit and wonder But I'll never dial that number 'Cause I'm having fun looking out for number one And I'm doin all the things I like to do I'm having fun 'cause I knew it all along I'd be better off without you Late at night you pick up the telephone Call me up and cry 'cause you're all alone I don't care Apologize for taking my cigarettes Now it's time to feel all the side effects Missing the life you had Now I'm having fun looking out for number one And I'm doing all the things I like to do I'm having fun cause I knew it all along I'd be better off without you Better off without you Better off without you