Dashing through the snow
In a rusty Chevrolet
Down the road I go
Slidin' all the way
I need new piston rings
I need some new snow tires
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire
Oh, rust and smoke
The heater's broke,
The door just blew away,
I light a match to see the dash
And then I start to pray
Oh, the frame is bent,
The muffler went,
The radio's OK
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a rusty Chevrolet
I went to the liquor store
To get a cup of cheer,
Just passed my left front tire
It's getting hard to steer
Speedin' down the highway
Right past the city cops
I had to drag my rubber boots
Just to get that car to stop
Oh, rust and smoke
The heater's broke
The door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash
And then I start to pray
Oh, the frame is bent
The muffler went
The radio's OK
Oh, what fun it is to drive in a rusty Chevrolet
Bouncing through snow drifts
In a big, blue cloud of smoke
People laugh as I drive by
I wonder what's the joke
I had to get to Sears
To pick up my layaway
'Cause Santa's comin' soon
In his big ol' rusty sleigh
Oh, rust and smoke
The heater's broke
The door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash
And then I start to pray
Oh, frame is bent
Muffler went
Radio's OK
Oh, what fun it is to drive in this rusty Chevrolet
Oh, what fun it is to drive in this rusty Chevrolet!