I came in from the cold at a music hall Where I heard this sound Ladies and gentlemen I present to you The most remarkable man in the world From history, geography, newspapers and more Every fact every word every syllable He remembers them all Ask him a question Only the truth will set you free You can't remember what he's trying to forget Mr Memory From the corner of my eye there was a flash of light Two shots in the crowd There were screams and shouts and a stampede out Had to keep my head down I was carried away through the passageway As I pushed my way through She grabbed my coat and whispered Can I come home with you? It's your funeral For your entertainment this is what he'll do The answers lie inside his head its true