Lookin' at the TV screen
See the man that I should be
Flip flops on a sandy beach
A cold beer, livin' up the dream
I guess this is reality
This product I must really need
And when I get it I'll be happy
All I need's security
Security
Security
Two cold beers, a hot bitch and security
Guess I need a new suit, new tie, new shoes
Turnin' in my resume
Do a few interviews
Remember firm handshake
Look 'em in the eye
Back straight
Say your GPA and don't you dare lie
Well maybe I could lie
If it means getting the job I'll do anything, I'll try
Get turned down 30 times, and get an internship
All aboard, now it's money time, I'm 'bout to be the shit
All I really need
Is two cold beers, a hot bitch and security
Handcuff, handcuff, doggie leash and rope
Tie me up securely, tell me where I need to go
As I climb the coporate ladder security starts to grow
I can't wait until the day they call me CEO
Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go
Just like a man with freedom, just like pinocchio
Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go
Just like a man with freedom, just like pinocchio
Cubicle-ee-oh pinochiochio, yeah
All I really need
Is two cold beers, a hot bitch and security
All I really need
Is two cold beers, a hot bitch and security
Money, weed, women, fast foreign cars
Mansions on the waterfront, steak and caviar
Everything I want but far from what I need
Security, security, I'm about to be really...
I'm about to be really...
Shit, why don't I feel happy?
Shit, why don't I feel happy?
Shit, why don't I feel happy?
Shit, why don't we feel happy?
Shit, why don't we feel happy?
Shit, why don't we feel happy?
Shit, why don't we feel happy?
Shit, why don't we feel happy?
Shit, why don't we feel happy?
Shit, why don't we feel happy?
Shit, why don't we feel happy?
I guess it's 'cause we believe only thing that we need is this made up thing we call security
Two cold beers, a hot bitch and security
All I really need
All I really need
Is two cold beers, a hot bitch and security