He's got front wheel drive, lots of money, but he don't scare me He's the trigger, I'm the gun--he just does not scare me Chorus: man, you know he's so uptown, I'm so earthbound He sez "ride the elevator! do it now or do it later" How far we fall when we get off the wall, and We ride the elevator Schoolgirl annie sez he's uncanny but he don't scare me She throws rose petals, he shows his medals, but he don't scare me Repeat chorus He is just a comedian and he don't scare me He can squeeze a woman like a milk-fed hen but he don't scare me Repeat chorus