This is my scenario Phonograph and radio I've written everything I know That I have ever seen. Get it started with a bang Meet a pretty girl who sang A famous song of love At seventeen. All alone in a bar room, Alone in a bar room. All alone in a bar room, Alone in a bar room. Sister's in the everglades Mother swallows razor blades Father makes the flags for all The Labor Day parades. She hangs out at the five and ten She dates a lot of married men They take her out and wonder when She'll sing that song again. All alone in a bar room, Alone in a bar room. All alone in a bar room, Alone in a bar room. This is my Scenario Phonograph and radio I've written everything I know That I have ever seen. Get it started with a bang Meet a pretty girl who sang A famous song of love At seventeen. All alone in a bar room, Alone in a bar room. All alone in a bar room, Alone in a bar room.