Thought I'd mix myself a few margaritas Much too strong I had some trouble get the first one down And I come home from a ringer's show And she lays that fresh food down Look out Charlie, there's a new bartender in town Yeah look out Charlie, there's a new bartender in town Said all the bullets hit way too many a menace Seems it all happened while the embassy cameras went down Phil walks in with a smile on his face Don't even know who's gonna wear his crown Look out Charlie, there's a new bartender in town Yeah look out Charlie, there's a new bartender in town Someone said they hate us 'cause we don't even know why they hate us And I stood crying while the two tall sisters fell down Poor young George he's got so much on his plate He's going to have to bring the hardware down Look out Charlie, there's a new bartender in town Yeah look out Charlie, there's a new bartender in town Yeah, yeah, there's a new bartender in town Yeah, yeah, there's a new bartender in town There's a new bartender in town Yeah, yeah, there's a new bartender in town Yeah, yeah, there's a new bartender in town