You're the daughter of a neighbor Of a good old friend of mine Your mom's no Aphrodite But girl, you're mighty fine One thing's fairly obvious You are not my brother I'm gonna get you in my family one way or another You're a sailor's dream, a dancin' queen A credit to your nation A sight to see, you're giving me A growing realization When you arabesque in that flimsy dress I have to run for cover I'm gonna get you in my family one way or another Wicked awesome, I can't wait to be Pickin' blossoms from the family tree Oh, when you were a baby There's a rumor goin' round You appeared in your pajamas Turned the day care upside down And all the little boys started screamin' for their mother I'm gonna get you in my family one way or another Tell your mama you're babysittin' me Come to papa, set those babies free Set 'em free I got a dozen second cousins That you oughta meet Aunts and uncles out my ears Grandparents, they're so sweet But what this clan is missing, child It seems I have discovered I'm gonna get you in my family one way or another I'm gonna get you in my family one way or another