I never been good at this sort of thing I never quite got it right I try and try and try again And you know I'll try again tonight Women may come and women may go But they never seem to stick around Nothing I say and nothing I do Ever seems to work I've found 'Cause I'm a failure You know I never get it right Yes I'm a failure I'm gonna fail you tonight No matter how far I get ahead I always seem to fall behind Been on a winless streak since I was born Now I even lost my mind I try and try to fool myself Time and time again Believin' in me is a bad idea 'Cause you know I'm never gonna win 'Cause I'm a failure You know I never get it right Yes I'm a failure I'm gonna fail again tonight 'Cause I'm a failure You know I never get it right Yes I'm a failure I'm gonna fail you tonight Fallin' down a broken ladder Places you might go Turn you into someone special Someone you should know Take your time and move in stages Just living in between Never mind the closing pages Lost inside a dream 'Cause I'm a failure You know I never get it right Yes I'm a failure I'm gonna fail again tonight 'Cause I'm a failure You know I never get it right Yes I'm a failure I'm gonna fail you tonight