Weird goings-on at the county jail Prisoners reading the sheriff's mail ♪ He's strapped down to a swivel chair Trying to swivel right out of there ♪ Pin-striped sweets in cell 15 Convinced himself it's all a dream ♪ He's got a pet black tabby cat That carries a gun and wears a Stetson hat ♪ The door flies open in strides geek Looking like the front page of Newsweek ♪ He says to Lou in a voice of glee What's the matter, ain't you glad to see me? ♪ Lou's on the floor cause he can't stand up As green as a leaf in a tea-cup ♪ When on to geeks back, jumps a stetson-hatted cat Which breaks geek's neck like he was a rat ♪ Long gone geek! Long gone geek! Long gone geek! Long gone geek! Long gone geek! Long gone geek! Long gone geek! Long gone geek! Long gone geek...