Two, three, four Well, I've been hangin' around I'm just one of a crowd And there ain't much goin' on Till I was cruising along with the radio on Playin' one of my favourite songs Now they are checking my tyres I'll get my girl on the wire Supposin' I ever find a phone But to my utter dismay I got the answer okay The other voice was a baritone Oh, what a shame Oh, what a shame Oh, what a shame Gotta get back on the road again Feelin' less than inspired I chased a girl I admired Her fancy coat was a real racoon She could begin the beguine While reading Life magazine And feed her face with a silver spoon I must be so debonair I threw my glass in the air And said, "Do you wanna take me home?" For making such a display She drove me down to the bay And threw me out in the danger zone Oh, what a shame (oh, what a shame) Oh, what a shame (oh, what a shame) Oh, what a shame (oh, what a shame) Got to get back on the road again Well, I've been gettin' up early with some beautiful girls And I'll admit I've enjoyed a few I'm tired of tracking around I end up being the hound I know this is what I'm gonna do I gotta get some honey With a big white sunny top Road rocket Chevrolet So with her seat belt tied I'll pull into the side To see the cops tow the car away Oh, what a shame Oh, what a shame Oh, what a shame Got to get back on the road again Oh, what a shame Oh, what a shame Oh, oh what a shame Got to get back on the road again Oh, what a shame Oh, what a shame Oh, what a shame Got to get back on the road again, woo!