This is a strange town People here round don't have no fun I've been here two years I've been lookin' round but I ain't found none It seems that all they care about Is pointin' people out Saying stupid things like "Get the lice out your hair" I don't believe these people Spend all their time Walkin' round, lookin' so glum They think that life is for workin' To secure their pension When retirement come Ah, but they don't realise It's right before their eyes Life is for livin' Right now before you die This is a strange town People here round don't have no fun I've been here two years I've been lookin' round but I ain't found none It seems that all they care about Is pointin' people out Saying stupid things like "Get the lice out your hair"