It's not 'cause I wouldn't It's not 'cause I shouldn't And, you know full well, it's not 'cause I couldn't It's only because I'm the laziest gal in town My poor heart is achin' To bring home some bacon And if I find myself alone and forsaken It's only because I'm the laziest gal in town Though I'm always willing to learn How these gals get so much extra money to burn Every little proposition I just turn it down 'Way down It's not 'cause I wouldn't It's not 'cause I shouldn't And, you know darn well it's not 'cause I couldn't It's only because I'm the laziest gal in town It's not 'cause I wouldn't It's not 'cause I shouldn't Don't you know by now it's not 'cause I couldn't It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town