I'm not gonna get out of bed today I've got my reasons I don't have to say If anybody comes to call you can tell em I said That I'm not gonna get out of bed Ain't got no money, I ain't even tryin You say it's sunny but I know you're lyin Everybody says life is short but it seems to me Every hour I'm awake is an eternity So I'm not gonna get out of bed today I've tried to do it but what can I say Every time I turn on the news it's a kick to the head Why don't you wake me up when the president's dead Ain't got no money, I ain't got no wine Got your invitation, I had to decline Isn't anything that you did, or something you said It's that I'm not gonna get out of bed