E-Town:
J is Junior year when I found you so dear
O is all the other boys I never let near
E is every tear that you made me cry
Y oh Joey, whyyyy yyy yyy yyyy
Joey Murphy the man who stole my heart
Joey Murphy you ripped my soul apart
When you finger
Began to linger
Beneath the lace
Hiding my lady place
I start to squeal
Could this be real
Let's seal the deal
And then you were gone
Joey Murphy the stars fell from the sky
Joey Murphy I looked in your big brown eyes
Mom and Dad
Were kind of mad
But I don't care
I like your hands in my underwear
I never knew
It would come true
Me and you
Fingerbanging in my parents' room
Oh Joey, if you're out there, give me a sign!
It's me, your princess
Oh, I'm not mad!
I mean sure, I blame the stars and the ocean
And the beer and the liquor and the Vicodin
And you might have roofied me
But Joey, I'm not mad!
A roofie from you is like a kiss from God
I just wish there was some way to let you know how I feel
Oh Joey, Oh Joey I love you!
Joey Murphy the DREAMIEST MAN EVER BORN
Joey Murphy my love for you pines in my loins
I hoped you'd be
The one for me
But I'm glad I got
A digit in my twat
YOu didn't call
The teardrops fall
I'd forgive it all
If you would just say you loved me
Dreamy Joey MuuuurrrRRRRRphyyyyyyyy