My boyfriend got a boyfriend
Not the kind of boyfriend you play Duck Hunt with
My boyfriend got a boyfriend
Not the kind of boyfriend who will drink a fifth
I should have known in my driveway
When you gave me a hug before you drove away
It was a clue you bought me shoes
And filled my love letters with pink glitter, too
My boyfriend got a boyfriend
Not the kind of boyfriend who plays football
My boyfriend got a boyfriend
Not the kind of boyfriend who starts a bar brawl
I didn't see it was so clear
His pinkie was up when he drank his beer
How could I miss a sign like this
You made this face every time we kissed...
My boyfriend got a boyfriend
They said that I could watch but not participate
My boyfriend got a boyfriend
If only I like to anal penetrate
Oh what a drag
He does drag
I need a drag
Off my fag
Where's my stag
I'm not your hag
My boyfriend got a boyfriend
And it really SUCKS