One day
Maybe a Sunday
Even a Monday
I'm going to come day
And I, I'm always drivin'
Never arrivin'
One night
I'll get it just right
And then I just might
Finally take flight
One night
With lots of patience
And some vibration
I'm going where the lube is flowin'
The sun don't shine where I'll be glowin'
Wherever you're going, I'd like to come
In certain magazines
And movies that I've seen
Those hoarse orgasmic screams
They make it look so easy
And I've known some girls who told me
Ride a bike or ride a pony
Honey, I'd ride a moose if only that would please me!
I'm going where the lube is flowin'
The sun don't shine where I'll be glowin'
Wherever you're going, I'd like to come
The same old tale
You meet someone
You like 'em and you trust 'em
They take you to the border
But you never get through customs!
And God help me be adventuresome
'Cause Jesus Christ, I deserve to come
A girl who's given this much head
Ought to get to soak your face instead
And I'm going where the lube is flowin'
The sun don't shine where I'll be glowin'
Wherever you're going I'd like to come
I'm gonna do it
Just once, I'm gonna do it
And when I do it the first time
You know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna do it again and again and again and again and again and again
Let me tell you
When I climax
It's going to be bigger than John Holmes on IMAX
Wherever you're going
I don't even care
Wherever you're going
I'll meet you there, baby
Wherever you're going
I'd like to come