Out to chase a storm
Gonna ride on through the night gator wrestle be polite
Stand and risk a war
Got a list of things to do change the oil and watch Kung Fu
We're manly hairy we'll skip therapy
To go Christmas caroling or compete
In a bake-off sponsored by Sara-Lee
Rips tags off of new clothes using our bare teeth
Squash snails with our bare feet
We'll sleep out on the prairie
Wear our shorts in January
Build a fire with no matches just a lighter
Gasoline and a pile of tree branches
See the naked beauty dance
Caught up in a trance until our marshmallow burns and
Falls into the ash always a perfect gentlemen
When a Jehovah's Witness comes
We open the door and let 'em in
We start on the book of genesis
Watch Ultimate Fighting Championship
On pay per view it's probably not safe for you
Because we'll dominate the room
With our favorite move maybe break a bone or two
Never calling it quits we like the comedy flicks
Karate that kicks always ready to fish
Like my tackle-box is
Out to chase a storm
Gonna ride on through the night gator wrestle be polite
Stand and risk a war
Got a list of things to do change the oil and watch Kung Fu
You know that fish i caught
Down at the secret spot
Get the Jeep pack the guitar
We'll sleep under the stars
So masculine we take a bubble bath in gasoline
Lights off candles lit to us that's what romantic is
We'll box with a pacifist get a bruise a bump i think that's it
Swim laps in piranha infested waters with open wounds
We really got to move if we plan to keep our pieces in place
We keep the pace if not we decrease the pace
There's a quick way to lose some weight
Grit teeth 'til gums bleed
Instead of saying what we mean we sweat testosterone
Fly jets across the globe always got a pocket knife
To solve dilemmas of life
So awkward with our compliments
That they end up sounding stupid
And have the opposite effect of what
We'd planned upon them doing
Find the sound of a chainsaw soothing
Help replace our neighbors roofing
Sample Brandon's gas and loop it
Debate on if we use it
We dig Lord of The Rings and those sort of things
Sports with cleats a little Porky Pig
Here comes the chorus now sing
Out to chase a storm
Gonna ride on through the night gator wrestle be polite
Stand and risk a war
Got a list of things to do change the oil and watch Kung Fu
Cruise fly trot go
Jet push on roll
Range roam rove tour
Trek turn wander
Cross course cycle feat
Round route track wheel
Whirlwind dig pass
Hunt down ride last